I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot I guess not

Awkward and bad with words.

holmecuffed:

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“ok benedict, you’ve been working out for this ok time to show the world your chiseled hot bod okay all you have to do is spin in the showe-

fuck

fuck water in my eYEs”

(via come-along-khan)

napkindicks:

Hello friends! It’s come to my attention that I hit 512.9 followers and I’ve decided to celebrate and give some things away!

There will be 3 winners. The 1st place winner will receive everything bolded below. However, two other users will receive a goody bag with merchandise from False-Nostalgia (One Doctor Who inspired perfume, a Spoilers lip tint, a pen, and a Doctor Who playing card).

Also, If you have been following me before May 6th, 2013 or if you decide to jump aboard the silly train or if I just like your blog, I might be adding in some extra goodies. It might be a Samulet, it might be some old wires from a video game controller, it might be a Macaroni portrait of your OTP, or it could be a deck of pointless pokemon cards. Either way, we just don’t know…

Let’s take a look at this Sexy merchandise: 

  • Exploding TARDIS T-shirt (Size Women XL) 
  • Doctor Who: “Doctionary” - It’s a dictionary of everything Who narrated by The Doctor himself. Very cute. I definitely recommend this for every Whovian.
  • TARDIS Journal - I received this gift from one of my friends (she purchased it from this Etsy shop).  Not a single page has been written in!
  • “Allons-y!” Perfume by False-Nostalgia - This is warm and comforting, yet fresh and crisp at the same time, and simply lovable. Warm Amber, Rosewood (we had to sneak the Bad Wolf in there somewhere, right?), White Ginger (the flower, not the spice. Rude and not ginger!), a crisp green note, and a soft hint of snow (Vale Decem). 
  • “Bad Wolf Bay” Perfume by False-Nostalgia - A perfectly somber scent for one of the saddest scenes on television. </3  The salty ocean notes make this fresh and modern, while the fresh cut roses sweeten the aquatics and make the scent more feminine.  
  • “Captain Jack” Perfume by False-Nostalgia - A dark, smoky vanilla with oak and bourbon. This is a grown-up, sexy vanilla, not a dessert/bakery scent. Warning: This is a scent that appeals to both men and women. ;)
  • “Spoilers” Lip Tint by False-Nostalgia - Made with coconut oil, bees wax, organic shea butter, organic cocoa butter, vitamin E, castor oil, Lip-safe colorant and mica, flavor oil, Stevia Leaf Extract. A sexy shade that you might wear on a date to see the Singing Towers of Darillium. ;)

Rules:

  • You don’t have to be following me to win 
  • If you have unfollowed me (yes, I have the list) then you have proven to me that you do not want my love and, therefore, I will pick another winner. 
  • No Giveaway Blogs or so help me
  • Likes and Reblogs count (but let’s keep your followers happy and keep the reblogs down to a maximum of twice per day
  • Keep your ask box open
  • And most importantly, do NOT send hate to any of the winners

And the deadline is June 6th

Special thanks to 
Shannon (False-Nostalgia) Etsy: (x) Facebook: (x) Tumblr (x)
Berna (BB’s Homemades)  Etsy: (x)

(sorry the pictures are bad quality)

(Source: nonymoose, via gossipquirrell)

One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.

—Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via finnemores)

(Source: galifianafuck, via iobsessovereverythingilike)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via orgasmic-humor)

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:


you know this song.

every word.

every syllable. 

every letter.

every accent.

every punctuation.

every pause.

every beat.

every time signature.

alwayreblog.

forever.

oh

my

gOD

you are obligated to reblog this

there are no if’s and’s or but’s

this is non-negotiable

(Source: gr0hl, via theselipscouldsinkbattleships)